Victor Wood - Mr Lonely Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own. I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, wish I had someone to call on the phone. I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier, Away from home through no wish of my own. That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I wish that I could go back home. Letters, never a letter, I get no letters in the mail. I've been forgotten, yeah, forgotten, Oh how I wonder how is it I failed. I'm a soldier, a lonely soldier, Away from home through no wish of my own. That's why I'm lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I wish that I could go back home